This one? https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/240/433/ae3
i think about and still often say the word "a m o g u s" out loud to myself and start laughing
Big Chungus and Amongus as a shitpost is like one or two tiers below pooppigballs and I don't say that lightly
this fucking image
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it creases me every god damn time i see it for minutes straight
i have no idea why
A lot of Zoomer shit makes me laugh.
I still laugh at the stupid cat meow song that is like
"Sometimes I'm a loaf~ Sometimes I'm round~ Sometimes I'm a loaf~ Hello~"
I will never tire of Prigozhin memes. And I'm saying this as someone who was burnt out on the Trump mugshot within the span of 24 hrs.
something about prigo's whole existence is funny to me
just some weird russian thumbcop/gammon hybrid screaming about generals, running the world's shittest coup, being seemingly given more leeway than anyone would deserve and then still trying to fly into russia and fucking dying. amazing stuff
calling 
"the Beto O'Rourke of Venezuela" still makes me laugh. Like it legitimately felt like it was a joke explicitly for /r/CTH. It was just so perfect. And it lives in my head rent free."fellas, is [normal thing for anyone (including cishet men) to dp] gay?"
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The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
I'll never get tired of asking my friends "Do you feel a sharp pain?" when they ask where something is.
If you don't know the rest: When they say "No." you tell them,"It's not up your ass, then!"
Unfortunately, it's gone on so long now, no one falls for it anymore.
When I was a kid there was this absurdist sit-com called Get a Life. Google it. It's bizarre and hilarious - sort of a major network predecessor to Tim & Eric.
In one episode an old man emerges from a basement room off-set, and announces, "your cock fights suck, you bastard."
I still crack a smile just thinking about that shit. Don't ask me why.
when dagothposting took off on tiktok i had the funniest 2 weeks of my life
every time I see the phrase “water wars” used on this site I imagine Yoda saying “Begun, the water wars have” and it cracks me up
“I am become drunk, the driver of cars” was posted on here a few weeks ago and still makes me chuckle.
So there's this erotic fan-fiction called Batman and Robocop: The Day Men Found Love. (CW: I don't even know tbh. It's just so bizarre.) I must have read this dozens of times, and every single time I just lose it when I get to the part where Batman has to warn Robocop to be careful with his "penis grenade". It's a lot more explicit than that, but you'll have to read it for yourself. I don't know why I find it so funny. It's just so... Perfectly badly written, if that makes any sense. Like the writing for The Room, maybe.
There's also this old SA post called, "The Lesser Wisdom of Benjamin Franklin" that I always find hilarious for some reason. I don't know why. It's just silly. Some of my favorites from this:
- "He who endeavors to drink salt needs fear no thirst."
- "He who dines on human meat, shall never want for things to eat."
- "Save a moment each day by leaving your trousers on while you relieve your bladder. When you have grown old, you will relish not only the time saved but also the warmth and contentment of your marvelous habit."
