I confess that memes still delight me, especially when skillfully edited, like Fremen soypointing at Shai-Hulud.

i still think among us memes are funny

this fucking image

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it creases me every god damn time i see it for minutes straight

i have no idea why

A lot of Zoomer shit makes me laugh.

I still laugh at the stupid cat meow song that is like

"Sometimes I'm a loaf~ Sometimes I'm round~ Sometimes I'm a loaf~ Hello~"

calling "the Beto O'Rourke of Venezuela" still makes me laugh. Like it legitimately felt like it was a joke explicitly for /r/CTH. It was just so perfect. And it lives in my head rent free.

I will never tire of Prigozhin memes. And I'm saying this as someone who was burnt out on the Trump mugshot within the span of 24 hrs.

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"fellas, is [normal thing for anyone (including cishet men) to dp] gay?"

I'll never get tired of asking my friends "Do you feel a sharp pain?" when they ask where something is.

If you don't know the rest: When they say "No." you tell them,"It's not up your ass, then!"

Unfortunately, it's gone on so long now, no one falls for it anymore.

When I was a kid there was this absurdist sit-com called Get a Life. Google it. It's bizarre and hilarious - sort of a major network predecessor to Tim & Eric.

In one episode an old man emerges from a basement room off-set, and announces, "your cock fights suck, you bastard."

I still crack a smile just thinking about that shit. Don't ask me why.

Dagoth Ur Youtube videos still amuse me, and I say that as someone generally sick and tired of "AI" generated things. If they're well done, like including Morrowind lore into a Dagoth Ur rant about Home Depot or Taco Bell, that honors the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned for me.

every time I see the phrase “water wars” used on this site I imagine Yoda saying “Begun, the water wars have” and it cracks me up

"can you cook raw chicken in the michael wave?"

So there's this erotic fan-fiction called Batman and Robocop: The Day Men Found Love. (CW: I don't even know tbh. It's just so bizarre.) I must have read this dozens of times, and every single time I just lose it when I get to the part where Batman has to warn Robocop to be careful with his "penis grenade". It's a lot more explicit than that, but you'll have to read it for yourself. I don't know why I find it so funny. It's just so... Perfectly badly written, if that makes any sense. Like the writing for The Room, maybe.

There's also this old SA post called, "The Lesser Wisdom of Benjamin Franklin" that I always find hilarious for some reason. I don't know why. It's just silly. Some of my favorites from this:

• "He who endeavors to drink salt needs fear no thirst."
• "He who dines on human meat, shall never want for things to eat."
• "Save a moment each day by leaving your trousers on while you relieve your bladder. When you have grown old, you will relish not only the time saved but also the warmth and contentment of your marvelous habit."

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