Don't get me wrong, I respect whales. But I also find them kind of terrifying.

They give me alien vibes. It doesn't help that some eassentially have hair for teeth and are the size of a battleship.

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Nope

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Miss, your mouth is upside down.

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That's too damn BIG

  • john_browns_beard [he/him, comrade/them]
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    1 year ago

    All cetaceans are cool but sperm whales have weird eyes. I feel like they are in the wrong place but looking at them there really isn't a right place either.

    Also a lot of whales are like 1/3 head by body length and that gives me the heebie-jeebies. Those kind of proportions should be reserved for adorable animals that fit in your shirt pocket.