one of the most unhinged and terminally-online takes I have seen after federation, blaming us for the CSAM attacks because Hexbear is actually lying about having a coherent message and politic and we're just in it to make people's lives worse actually. Don't try to understand them! You are simply being fooled by their schemes!

if (badThingHappened) {
    return "What are the odds Hexbear played a part in this?";
}