That one's on point; when I visited Russia I remember everyone just snarling at me and rubbing their hands together menacingly. Every few minutes someone would go "war?" and then another person would go "not yet, not yet; soon"

As opposed to peace loving Americans though; man, can you imagine the US going to war? Crazy talk I tell ya. Why, if they did, the entire country would march against war; seriously, any anti-war movement would comprise like at least 50.01% of the population because more than half would oppose it because Americans are well known to be anti-war. The news? They'd be flooding the TV and newspapers with anti-war rhetoric I tell ya! Any politician that pulls us into war could never win a second term!