one of the most unhinged and terminally-online takes I have seen after federation, blaming us for the CSAM attacks because Hexbear is actually lying about having a coherent message and politic and we're just in it to make people's lives worse actually. Don't try to understand them! You are simply being fooled by their schemes! 
if (badThingHappened) {
return "What are the odds Hexbear played a part in this?";
}
>*makes vague claims about Hexbear being responsible for an attack on a different instance*
>"Bro, don't try to understand an army of trolls, bro! Just listen to exactly what I have to say about them because I have special insight into them, bro!"