England is a US vassal state and you're all part of the rebel alliance and traitors! transshork-happy

  • WeedReference420 [he/him, they/them]
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    1 year ago

    I'll be honest, as the FSB Major-General in charge of Operation Hexbear I really let the mighty government of the Russian Federation down when I allowed the troll farm to have several heated arguments about outdoor cats and collective kitchens a couple of years ago before anyone even knew who we were, the whole thing was a terrible waste of valuable intelligence resources and caused some awkward lunch breaks in the Lubyanka. It was touch and go for a while and I'm pretty sure I saw a Spetsnaz execution squad scouting out my dacha in Barvikha. Thank god Prigozhin's fuck up distracted Putin from the whole thing, I might even get my end of year bonus if we fill our pig poop balls spamming quota!

    Vote Jeremy Corbyn for mayor of London!

    • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      as the FSB Major-General in charge of Operation Hexbear

      Wait I thought we were all SVR agents? Fuck, HR is going to be mad.