I'll be honest, as the FSB Major-General in charge of Operation Hexbear I really let the mighty government of the Russian Federation down when I allowed the troll farm to have several heated arguments about outdoor cats and collective kitchens a couple of years ago before anyone even knew who we were, the whole thing was a terrible waste of valuable intelligence resources and caused some awkward lunch breaks in the Lubyanka. It was touch and go for a while and I'm pretty sure I saw a Spetsnaz execution squad scouting out my dacha in Barvikha. Thank god Prigozhin's fuck up distracted Putin from the whole thing, I might even get my end of year bonus if we fill our pig poop balls spamming quota!
I'll be honest, as the FSB Major-General in charge of Operation Hexbear I really let the mighty government of the Russian Federation down when I allowed the troll farm to have several heated arguments about outdoor cats and collective kitchens a couple of years ago before anyone even knew who we were, the whole thing was a terrible waste of valuable intelligence resources and caused some awkward lunch breaks in the Lubyanka. It was touch and go for a while and I'm pretty sure I saw a Spetsnaz execution squad scouting out my dacha in Barvikha. Thank god Prigozhin's fuck up distracted Putin from the whole thing, I might even get my end of year bonus if we fill our pig poop balls spamming quota!
Vote Jeremy Corbyn for mayor of London!
Wait I thought we were all SVR agents? Fuck, HR is going to be mad.