arrow-up1197imageSocietal collapseRNAi [he/him] to the_dunk_tank • 10 months agomessage-square60 Comments
minus-squarePM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS [he/him, they/them]hexbear102•edit-210 months agoExplaining societal collapse to an American: Imagine a burger link
minus-squarecorgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]cakeMhexbear54•10 months agoWE NEED TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS link
minus-squareYEP [he/him]hexbear8•edit-210 months agoWhataburger is a great example of what the op is saying. It literally got bought by a private equity firm that is making it worse link
minus-square@DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.mlhexbear9•10 months agoWait, "Dairy queen" sells burgers? I thought they were like...a sundae/milkshake shop. I'm starting to think that every business in America sells burgers and hotdogs regardless of whatever else they normally offer. linkfedilink
minus-squareGreatWhiteNope [she/her]hexbear7•10 months agoHot dogs are actually pretty uncommon in fast food. DQ, Sonic, and Auntie Anne’s are the only ones I can think of that have them. link
minus-squareHexbearGPT [comrade/them]hexbear5•10 months agoThey’re so good too. Yeah most of them also sell hot food like hamburgers, corn dogs, etc. Some stores only sell the cold dessert stuff, but a lot of them have a hot food menu too. The blizzards are also really good. Lmao. link
minus-squareReadFanon [any, any]hexbear7•10 months agoThere's a cross-lingual bürgerkreig pun somewhere in there. link
Explaining societal collapse to an American: Imagine a burger
But then imagine not a burger
gasp![meow-knit meow-knit](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/2a26d319-2bc1-44eb-95e6-85aceefae769.png)
WE NEED TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS![frothingfash frothingfash](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/97c0eab6-88fe-4105-b2ca-63846b1258f2.png)
Burgern't
Whataburger is a great example of what the op is saying. It literally got bought by a private equity firm that is making it worse![capitalist-laugh capitalist-laugh](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/fdc96d7d-9fc4-4fc0-95ef-17aaf25405a2.png)
DQ burger are the best though
Wait, "Dairy queen" sells burgers? I thought they were like...a sundae/milkshake shop.
I'm starting to think that every business in America sells burgers and hotdogs regardless of whatever else they normally offer.
Hot dogs are actually pretty uncommon in fast food. DQ, Sonic, and Auntie Anne’s are the only ones I can think of that have them.
They’re so good too.
Yeah most of them also sell hot food like hamburgers, corn dogs, etc.
Some stores only sell the cold dessert stuff, but a lot of them have a hot food menu too.
The blizzards are also really good. Lmao.
There's a cross-lingual bürgerkreig pun somewhere in there.