There. I've said it.
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Voting is the absolute bare minimum amount of political activity you can do
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I'm not an American so I can't vote in your stupid elections anyway
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Just seeing if this will rile up the other instance libs
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It's her turn! I'm voting for liz!
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Elizabeth bathory
Its bad when a literal vampire would be harm reduction compared to our ghouls in power
Bathory only slaughtered, like, what, maybe 20 virgins per annum? How much blood do you need to fill a 16th century copper tub? Most virgins have like 2l each, right?
I'm not great at math, but its way less blood than the cultists spill for their eldritch God of the Line
I don't want to put a dampener on things but before you decide it might be worth working out whether it's only the Brits whose Lizzes get defeated by lettuces or whether it could happen anywhere.