There. I've said it.
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Voting is the absolute bare minimum amount of political activity you can do
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I'm not an American so I can't vote in your stupid elections anyway
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Just seeing if this will rile up the other instance libs
I will vote for the candidate that is currently losing in the polls at the time I get to the voting machine. We must keep politics perfectly balanced.
If a president ever gets too popular, we'll have a dictatorship
Balanced? Sounds like centrism to me! Get the Extreme Police here!