Posadas [he/him, they/them] to the_dunk_tank • 9 months ago"Why didn't the Pope traumatized a grieving child?" --- an Amerikkkan protestantimagemessage-square93 fedilinkarrow-up1159file-text
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minus-squarezifnab25 [he/him, any]hexbear35·edit-29 months ago What, was the Pope supposed to tell the kid that his baptism didn't count If you don't baptize the kid with holy water from the Champagne region of Heaven, you don't get embraced with God's True Love. You just get sparkling salvation. link
minus-squarequarrk [he/him]hexbear4·9 months ago Impossible water “I can’t believe” it’s not holy water link
minus-squareGreenTeaRedFlag [any]hexbear3·9 months agoI do get the joke, but because we're obsessed with making people Catholic we can technically use any water, any liquid in an emergency. link
minus-squarePbSO4 [comrade/them]hexbear5·9 months agoIt wasn't an emergency, but I made 60% of a Catholic once by blessing 80 proof rum and performing a baptism upon request at a party link
If you don't baptize the kid with holy water from the Champagne region of Heaven, you don't get embraced with God's True Love. You just get sparkling salvation.
I do get the joke, but because we're obsessed with making people Catholic we can technically use any water, any liquid in an emergency.
It wasn't an emergency, but I made 60% of a Catholic once by blessing 80 proof rum and performing a baptism upon request at a party