https://nitter.net/BenZeisloft/status/1710294945792139559

  • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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    1 year ago

    What, was the Pope supposed to tell the kid that his baptism didn't count

    If you don't baptize the kid with holy water from the Champagne region of Heaven, you don't get embraced with God's True Love. You just get sparkling salvation.

    • quarrk [he/him]
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      1 year ago
      • Impossible water
      • “I can’t believe” it’s not holy water
    • GreenTeaRedFlag [any]
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      1 year ago

      I do get the joke, but because we're obsessed with making people Catholic we can technically use any water, any liquid in an emergency.

      • PbSO4 [comrade/them]
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        1 year ago

        It wasn't an emergency, but I made 60% of a Catholic once by blessing 80 proof rum and performing a baptism upon request at a party