"I was just a hard hat wearer not much call to be bad.
Got a call from the CIA paying me to Jihad.
What was I to say? I'd fight but then betray!
Got out of bed, kicked out the Reds,
and next's the USA!

And now iiiiiittttts!

Spring for Osama, and islamists
Hijackers flying once more
We'll bomb the WTC again!
Bankers jump from floor one one ten!"

Thats all I have so far.