Gonna need to stop looking at the internet cause its just white hot rage and wishing I could reach through the screen to savagely murder people and their entire families

  • Phish [he/him, any]
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    1 year ago

    Exactly! I can't fucking stand watching people post shit like "Wow what an incredible journey this has been, I've finally achieved my lifelong dream to get this role." and they're like a mid-level manager at Salesforce or something.

    • Tachanka [comrade/them]
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      1 year ago

      giving an oscar acceptance style speech on LinkedIn after I become assistant to the assistant manager at the local deli