My current partner said this about me on a text chain with her friends:
"Y'all this man's body is not a wonderland, it's a weird vending machine that sells caffeinated sludge & something pretending to be a protein shake."
God I love her.
My current partner said this about me on a text chain with her friends:
"Y'all this man's body is not a wonderland, it's a weird vending machine that sells caffeinated sludge & something pretending to be a protein shake."
God I love her.
"Fun fact!" - the fact was not fun.