My current partner said this about me on a text chain with her friends:

"Y'all this man's body is not a wonderland, it's a weird vending machine that sells caffeinated sludge & something pretending to be a protein shake."

God I love her.

  • mayo_cider [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    I'm single, but an econ student called me a tankie in a bar once

  • WittyProfileName2 [she/her]
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    1 year ago

    No partner, but I have recieved some glowing reviews:

    "[WittyProfileName2] is a chaos demon, if she can keep a plant alive, so can you."

    "A cautionary tale about mad science in waiting."

    "She's sustained by her own nervous energy."

    "You're a magnet for lost strangers, aren't you?"

    "Just some candles and a dramatic throne room away from being a B-tier supervillain."

    • VOLCEL_POLICE [it/its]B
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      1 year ago

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      The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

      نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

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