Every time someone hammers a nail firmly a million suburbanites flood the forums with “I HEARD GUNSHOTS! ANYONE ELSE HEAR GUNSHOTS? TERRORIST INCIDENT?”
Still deciding between that and “WHAT IS THE HELICOPTER DOING LANDING ON TOP OF THE HOSPITAL?” as my favorite genre of cracker neighborpost
i kind of wanted to make a nextdoor to exclusively complain about military aircraft noise and see how many people i could get worked up but i think it'd drive me more insane
I feel like this thread convinced me to make a fake account and spam it with alerts of suspicious subjects paragliding.