Every time someone hammers a nail firmly a million suburbanites flood the forums with “I HEARD GUNSHOTS! ANYONE ELSE HEAR GUNSHOTS? TERRORIST INCIDENT?”
Still deciding between that and “WHAT IS THE HELICOPTER DOING LANDING ON TOP OF THE HOSPITAL?” as my favorite genre of cracker neighborpost
Living in an iffy part of town, I heard gunshots at like 3 am. Thankfully I woke up not a minute or two before that just to flip my pillow, sparing me a rough wakeup. Meanwhile, I think one of those apps has helped to make my dad in the suburbs more of a paranoid and irrational person over time. He has nothing to fear but raccoons going through his trash.