Xi’s warm feelings toward the Midwesterners contrasts with the recent acrimony between the two largest economies.
  • invo_rt [he/him]
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    8 months ago

    wonder-who-thats-for

    XI: Invo_RT, please tell me about the infrastructure in your city.

    ME: [Uncontrollable Trump impression] Not good! Very bad! But I'll keep using that garbage. [Standing up aggressively] Please President Xi, send Chengdu J-20 multirole stealth aircraft. My people yearn for freedom. [Now on top of the table] Unlimited genocide on the first world!