zifnab25 [he/him, any] to the_dunk_tank • 11 months agoDevastating Blow to China Global Hegemonyimagemessage-square21 fedilinkarrow-up175file-text
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minus-squareOthello [comrade/them, love/loves]hexbear60·11 months agoif a man remembers a woman birthday thats sexual link
minus-squarezifnab25 [he/him, any]hexagonhexbear40·11 months agoWon't lie, I've got this vision of a neighbor wishing this guy's wife "Happy Birthday" and him grabbing a baseball bat and shouting "What did you say to my wife!" link
minus-squarecarlesmu@lemmygrad.mlhexbear25·11 months agoThanks, I was not aware of my Oedipus Complex ;-) linkfedilink
minus-squareGreenTeaRedFlag [any]hexbear2·11 months agothis is why I just get my mom something when I see it and wait until someone says "her birthday is tomorrow, you did get her something right?" link
minus-squareAdkml [he/him]hexbear24·11 months agoEspecially if it's because they happen to have the same birthday. Which is why Hillary Clinton is my sidepiece (Oct 26) link
minus-squareOthello [comrade/them, love/loves]hexbear19·11 months agoi dont want to dox myself but my birthday is one day away from a president. link
minus-squareLeZero [he/him]hexbear10·11 months agoMy birthday is the same as a previous sovereign of Ingerland 🤢🤢🤢 link
minus-squarehuf [he/him]hexbear4·11 months agonoooooooo, i am NOT having sex with george washington! you cant make me! link
minus-squareRyanGosling [none/use name]hexbear21·11 months agoI can’t imagine any world leader beyond the age of 70 touching their wives for the past 20 years link
minus-squareOthello [comrade/them, love/loves]hexbear16·11 months agoyes but also, castro fucked till his last breath though. link
wife guy energy utterly smashes
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if a man remembers a woman birthday thats sexual
Won't lie, I've got this vision of a neighbor wishing this guy's wife "Happy Birthday" and him grabbing a baseball bat and shouting "What did you say to my wife!"
That is honestly extremely plausible.
Thanks, I was not aware of my Oedipus Complex ;-)
this is why I just get my mom something when I see it and wait until someone says "her birthday is tomorrow, you did get her something right?"
Especially if it's because they happen to have the same birthday.
Which is why Hillary Clinton is my sidepiece (Oct 26)
i dont want to dox myself but my birthday is one day away from a president.
My birthday is the same as a previous sovereign of Ingerland 🤢🤢🤢
noooooooo, i am NOT having sex with george washington! you cant make me!
I can’t imagine any world leader beyond the age of 70 touching their wives for the past 20 years
yes but also, castro fucked till his last breath though.