biden-troll wife guy energy utterly smashesxi-pog workaholism

    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
      hexagon
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      8 months ago

      Won't lie, I've got this vision of a neighbor wishing this guy's wife "Happy Birthday" and him grabbing a baseball bat and shouting "What did you say to my wife!"

      • GreenTeaRedFlag [any]
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        8 months ago

        this is why I just get my mom something when I see it and wait until someone says "her birthday is tomorrow, you did get her something right?"

    • Adkml [he/him]
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      8 months ago

      Especially if it's because they happen to have the same birthday.

      Which is why Hillary Clinton is my sidepiece (Oct 26)

    • RyanGosling [none/use name]
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      8 months ago

      I can’t imagine any world leader beyond the age of 70 touching their wives for the past 20 years

  • Judge_Juche [she/her]
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    8 months ago

    Smh, unfortunately President Xi must step down, this is the most devastating American own on China in decades and it happened on his watch.

    Everyone in Beijing is terrified at what will happen next, will Biden send the wives of our hardworking salarymen flowers, will the infamous American Jody be turned on us.

    • anarchoilluminati [comrade/them]
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      8 months ago

      Biden just cucked China and all Communists all over the world.

      Shut it down, no more posts. We lost. It's over.

  • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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    8 months ago

    President Xi works tirelessly to uphold the vocel pledge.

    Also, Biden isn't into Xi's wife because she's not a small girl or related to Biden.

    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
      hexagon
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      8 months ago

      The visit isn't over yet. We'll see if he tries to sniff her hair.

    • barrbaric [he/him]
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      8 months ago

      Working so hard to forget Genocide Joe's birthday that you forget your wife's as collateral damage madeline-sadeline

  • MaxOS [he/him]
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    8 months ago

    Libs celebrating the fact that Biden is still capable of remembering his own birthday.

  • LeZero [he/him]
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    8 months ago

    Joe Biden is physically incapable of banging anything at the stage of decomposition he is in