• zifnab25 [he/him, any]
    hexagon
    ·
    1 year ago

    Thousands dead so they could point to a supply closet and insist it was Hamas HQ.

    • happybadger [he/him]
      ·
      1 year ago

      There was also the duffel bag with a few AK-47 magazines and a single parade uniform hidden behind the MRI machine. When I'm setting up my HQ in a hospital, I store bullets next to an extremely powerful electromagnet. I'm that bad.

      • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
        hexagon
        ·
        1 year ago

        Amazed they didn't dig through a corpse's pockets and pull out a bag of weed.

        • happybadger [he/him]
          ·
          1 year ago

          "Underneath the child-sized body bags lining the hallway, we found woke cartoons. The children had been drawing woke cartoons when a kinetic energy-related event occurred to them."