I think it's more along the lines of "the government doesn't do jack shit for us. It doesn't protect us from train derailments, but it does show up right before Thanksgiving to cancel our family meal and tell us to gtfo"

Americans will proudly die for their treats! 🇺🇸

Even aside from the rest, my immediate reaction to that was that it was more like "the ovens are on, our house is gonna burn down"

Tbh I would probably say some shit like this. Train is already derailed. Y'all wanna stay for dinner?