I was initially going to call my hypothetical gay bar "The Man Hole" but I guess that's already a thing. Would "The Cocktagon" be too direct? What would you pick?

  • Poison_Ivy [comrade/them]
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    6 months ago

    The Hot House

    And it'd be plant and greenhouse themed.

    6pm-3am It'd be a shitty rave-nightclub at night with lots of blacklights and tall palms, trees, flowers and tropical plants that would glow under the blacklights (only aimed at the plants bc those things can burn your skin with long exposure). Lots of living walls in high-up spots (so the drunks and dancers don't eat them or whatever). LGBTs only, straights get fed to the plants.

    8am-2pm In the day time it'd be a pleasant sunday brunch spot (except every day would be Sunday) with lots of sunlight streaming in through the ceiling skylights and lots of pretty plants. We'd have tons of fun activities for the LGBTs who don't like to drink and dance. LGBT only, straights get fed to the plants.

    We would use it as a front to do crime. Lots of crime. So much fucking crime. Probably kidnap Commissioner Gordon while I'm at it.

    • OgdenTO [he/him]
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      6 months ago

      It's closed now, but: https://www.accessto.ca/home/2015/04/29/the-hot-house-restaurant-bar

      Brunch and bar, with a greenhouse...