I was initially going to call my hypothetical gay bar "The Man Hole" but I guess that's already a thing. Would "The Cocktagon" be too direct? What would you pick?

  • JuryNullification [he/him]
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    11 months ago

    I saw graffiti of an octopus but all its arms were cocks and it was labeled COCKTOPUS so probably that

      • GinAndJuche
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        11 months ago

        Oglaf probably has a relevant comic for everything. The xkcd of fetishes

  • MechanizedPossum [she/her]
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    11 months ago

    Girl Dinner, and the logo is an opossum eating out of a trash can. screm-cool

    idc if scaring away anybody who isn't my specific brand of disaster lesbian is a sound business idea, this just sounds too good to not do it.

    • Raebxeh
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      11 months ago

      The trash opossum is important. Need a way to keep the cishet ladies away.

  • WoofWoof91 [comrade/them]
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    11 months ago

    The Pound

    pup gear or a fursuit mandatory

    or you get given a collar on entry, and maybe a leash

    thinkin-lenin

    i'm putting too much thought into this

    if you donate £10,000 into my bank account, i pinky swear that i will open this in a disadvantaged neighbourhood (where i live) and not just spend it on enough mdma to kill a small village

  • DBVegas [any, comrade/them]
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    11 months ago

    It'd be a gay bar the size of a warehouse called "Sam's Chub" instead of "Sam's Club" and you can carry out an oversized shopping cart of twinks.

  • Yurt_Owl
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    11 months ago

    The bar would be called "No Straights" and it would enforce that as a policy

    • pooh [she/her, love/loves]
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      11 months ago

      Might be kinda tough to enforce though. Would you force people to have gay sex at gun point? I probably would. ¯\(ツ)/¯

      • Yurt_Owl
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        11 months ago

        Like metal detectors I have created straight detectors and if a straight passes through alarms will blare and they'll be thrown back out onto the street and if they come back the rooftop snipers will shoot them

  • Poison_Ivy [comrade/them]
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    11 months ago

    The Hot House

    And it'd be plant and greenhouse themed.

    6pm-3am It'd be a shitty rave-nightclub at night with lots of blacklights and tall palms, trees, flowers and tropical plants that would glow under the blacklights (only aimed at the plants bc those things can burn your skin with long exposure). Lots of living walls in high-up spots (so the drunks and dancers don't eat them or whatever). LGBTs only, straights get fed to the plants.

    8am-2pm In the day time it'd be a pleasant sunday brunch spot (except every day would be Sunday) with lots of sunlight streaming in through the ceiling skylights and lots of pretty plants. We'd have tons of fun activities for the LGBTs who don't like to drink and dance. LGBT only, straights get fed to the plants.

    We would use it as a front to do crime. Lots of crime. So much fucking crime. Probably kidnap Commissioner Gordon while I'm at it.

    • OgdenTO [he/him]
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      11 months ago

      It's closed now, but: https://www.accessto.ca/home/2015/04/29/the-hot-house-restaurant-bar

      Brunch and bar, with a greenhouse...

  • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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    11 months ago

    The "Call Me Ishmael" (I am reading Moby Dick, which is not about moby's dick but may turn out to be about dicks idk)

  • NevelioKrejall@ttrpg.network
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    11 months ago

    First Draft: It would have that weird lighting that turns everything greyscale, a fancy dress code, cold war era decor, and atomic bomb themed novelty cocktails.

    Dr. Strangepub

    or

    How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cock