“Not Palestinian” repeatedly stated blissfully unaware his closest living relatives, most genetically similar extant humans, are most likely Palestinians, Lebanese, and some Syrians with some more distantly related folk who took a detour via Europe.
"No you don't understand, Jesus was a super tall white dude with long hair and a beard! That's how he looks like in all the artwork and depictions at the church!"
Ever since I read about that hideous Touchdown Jesus statue burning down, that's what I picture every time I hear this song. You could literally see him on the interstate. It's too perfect.
TFW you send a clear sign that your followers are on the wrong path when you strike their statue with lightning, and, instead of changing their carnal ways, they just rebuild the statue.
“Not Palestinian” repeatedly stated blissfully unaware his closest living relatives, most genetically similar extant humans, are most likely Palestinians, Lebanese, and some Syrians with some more distantly related folk who took a detour via Europe.
"No you don't understand, Jesus was a super tall white dude with long hair and a beard! That's how he looks like in all the artwork and depictions at the church!"
We've got the American Jesus everybody, bolstering national faith!
Jesus was friends with this guy
Lmao how have I never seen this before.
Could you imagine if another religion became the dominant force in the west? Imagine white depictions of other deities...
this is why depictions of the prophet Muhammad aren't allowed.
Ever since I read about that hideous Touchdown Jesus statue burning down, that's what I picture every time I hear this song. You could literally see him on the interstate. It's too perfect.
TFW you send a clear sign that your followers are on the wrong path when you strike their statue with lightning, and, instead of changing their carnal ways, they just rebuild the statue.
lmao, PETA is wild but every now and then they do something genuinely cool and funny like this.
PETA is good and basically everything really bad you've heard that they did was completely made up
What the fuck more do you need, guys? God says it sucks
It's how he looks on the cereal box so it must be true
nah man. Jesus' closest living relative is Blake from Brooklyn