• oktherebuddy
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    11 months ago

    indistinguishable from me padding my quarterly review key deliverables summary

    "through various actions"

    "(action) to advance (good thing)"

    "improved (thing)"

    "took action to"

    "strengthened"

    "helped"

    also bragging about standing up for Israel lmfao

    • betelgeuse [comrade/them]
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      11 months ago

      It does sound like a bullshit resume and I don't think that's a coincidence when you look at the kind of linkdin freaks who work in PR.

      • Muad'Dibber@lemmygrad.ml
        hexagon
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        11 months ago

        I hate that they've made us weaponize the soulless PR speak they invented against them, just to get a job.

    • Gay_Wrath [fae/faer]
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      11 months ago

      "through various actions"

      "(action) to advance (good thing)"

      "improved (thing)"

      "took action to"

      "strengthened"

      "helped"

      literally going to save this to pad my next review

      • HexBroke
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        5 months ago

        deleted by creator

        • Gay_Wrath [fae/faer]
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          11 months ago

          inshallah

          Thank you comrade, i'm looking for a new job soon and will need to pad my resume