• asa_red_heathen [he/him]
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    10 months ago

    The point is, ladies and gentleman, that gooning, for lack of a better word, is good.

    Gooning is right.

    Gooning works.

    Gooning clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Goon, in all of its forms; gooning for life, for cum, for love, knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And gooning, you mark my words, will not only save Hexbear, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA. Thank you very much.

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    • Krem [he/him]
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      10 months ago

      Hi, I'm goon actor Michael Douglas, reprising my role as Gordon Gecko, except now it's Goondon't Geccum, in the movie Wall-to-wall monitors playing very hardcore pornography as I crank my sore meat Street