• Utter_Karate [he/him, comrade/them]
    hexbear
    27
    5 months ago

    Who could have seen this coming? Some kind of Pac Man looking dude, but instead of only having a big mouth he is just one big eyeball? An oracle granted the gift of foresight by the gods of Olympus, surgically grafted to the Hubble telescope? Some kind of special forces operator known only as "Spotter Wolf" who is teaching a teenage miscreant how to rescue his kidnapped girlfriend from the Taliban using nothing but throwing knives? They probably could see this coming.

    They and no one else.