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  • ProfessorOwl_PhD [any]
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    8 months ago

    In Worst Korea at about 10 or 11 years old kids choose their "English name" for foreigners to use. This is terrible in theory because of the colonial nature of refusing to pronounce Korean names properly, but hilarious in practice because it means you meet kids with names like "chocolate" or "cake" because it's something they like.

    • oktherebuddy
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      8 months ago

      Asian people solidarity trans people: having inspired English names

      Partner knew two Chinese dudes in college who roomed together and chose the names Action and Lancelot. Hard to beat that probably.

      • Great_Leader_Is_Dead
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        8 months ago

        I'm imagining a Chinese cartoon about an American guy named Action Lancelot who rides a motorcycle and eats nothing but cheeseburgers.

        • Raebxeh
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          8 months ago

          Action Lancelot and the Adventures of Burgerlandia

        • D61 [any]
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          8 months ago

          NES game Clash at Demonhead has the main character's name as "BANG"

      • ProfessorOwl_PhD [any]
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        8 months ago

        I mean they had some terrible ones as well. The Korean woman who first explained it to me had chosen "Elizabeth" after the fucking Queen, so we all just used her Korean name instead.

    • Sinistar
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      8 months ago

      Reminds me of Starcraft handles being mostly one syllable English words - Flash, Rain, Queen, and so on.

    • SerLava [he/him]
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      8 months ago

      Most Koreans I knew chose from the 10th most popular to 30th most popular white people names, and that's it. So like Brian, Amy, Emily. Except for one guy who just picked a Chinese-sounding name that sounded like a Mortal Kombat character, because he could. Like I don't wanna dox myself but it might as well have been Chang Tsung, It was pretty badass tbh

    • keepcarrot [she/her]
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      8 months ago

      Being in western communities with high numbers of Asians, I remember the name "kevin" a lot in the 90s