• FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]
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    10 months ago

    blob-no-thoughts: "My house is on fire! What should we do?!"

    Commie: "Spray water on it!"

    Fascist: "Spray gasoline on it!"

    blob-no-thoughts: "Their plans are both equally simple. Clearly they both are wrong!"

    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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      10 months ago

      Neoliberals will note that, in the event of a grease fire, spraying water is actually bad. And they will use this as a point of evidence in their "Why we should defund the fire department" master's thesis.