• quarrk [he/him]
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    9 months ago

    Germans every ti —

    “Just received my new AfD membership card”

    But I didn’t even finish what I —

    “Ja, is no problem, I already joined”


    Also,

    y’all

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    • MolotovHalfEmpty [he/him]
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      9 months ago

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      A lot of Germans just have a really weird hard-on for America in general. It's always the most awful theme-restaurant bollocks as well; terrible line dancing music, Buffalo Springfield jackets with frills, Harley Davidsons, confederate flags painted on Porsches, real cinge shit.

      • SoyViking [he/him]
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        9 months ago

        And they have a ton of people who love to cosplay as 19th century native Americans.

        • VILenin [he/him]
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          9 months ago

          To be fair, there’s nothing the Germans love more than genocide, they can’t help it, it’s in the Teutonic brainpan

    • Xx_Aru_xX [she/her, they/them]
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      9 months ago
      y’all
      

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      Everyone who speaks a bit of english uses "y'all" these days, especially if their native language has "plural you"