Tell me your dirty filthy heinous reprehensible embarassing secrets please i will leak my pasta salad recipe (world famous!!!)

    • Zrc [she/her]
      ·
      5 months ago

      hey Pluto, what's your pasta salad recipe?

    • KiG V2@lemmygrad.ml
      ·
      5 months ago

      Pluto, if you were assured that a solar flare was about to eradicate all life on Earth, and it was all ending in 30 minutes, and you were locked alone in a utterly featureless white room with no exit, with nothing but a rock of crack cocaine the size of a baby's fist, a crack pipe, and a lighter, would you hit it?

      • Pluto [he/him, he/him]
        ·
        5 months ago

        This question is ridiculous.

        I'm Pluto. I'm not on Earth. I'm literally on the other side of the solar system!

        Check. And. Mate.

        dubois-dance

      • Pluto [he/him, he/him]
        ·
        5 months ago

        Hexbear will now be called "Textbook" and we'll be a company sailing school supplies from now on and charging exorbitant prices for said school supplies.

        heheh

        "Textbear"

        heheh