Tell me your dirty filthy heinous reprehensible embarassing secrets please i will leak my pasta salad recipe (world famous!!!)
Tell me your dirty filthy heinous reprehensible embarassing secrets please i will leak my pasta salad recipe (world famous!!!)
I'm Pluto.
This is now a Pluto AMA thread.
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Umm...
Uhhhh...
Look! Over there!
Runs away.
Pluto, if you were assured that a solar flare was about to eradicate all life on Earth, and it was all ending in 30 minutes, and you were locked alone in a utterly featureless white room with no exit, with nothing but a rock of crack cocaine the size of a baby's fist, a crack pipe, and a lighter, would you hit it?
This question is ridiculous.
I'm Pluto. I'm not on Earth. I'm literally on the other side of the solar system!
Check. And. Mate.
AND THIS IS WHY NOBODY PROTESTED YOUR DEMOTION TO DWARF
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hey pluto, you got any juicy hexbear gossip to share?
Hexbear will now be called "Textbook" and we'll be a company sailing school supplies from now on and charging exorbitant prices for said school supplies.
heheh
"Textbear"
heheh