Drone armies, expanded overtime pay and over-the-counter birth control pills are just some of the new things Biden has ushered in as president that you might not have heard about.

I can't stop laughing

Preventing another Jan. 6

Biden scraps Trump’s paint scheme for Air Force One

Biden recommends loosening federal restrictions on marijuana

Countering China with a new alliance between Japan and South Korea

Union-busting gets riskier

Biden empowers federal agencies to monitor AI

The U.S. is producing more oil than anytime in history

is in the same article as

Renewable power is the No. 2 source of electricity in the U.S. — and climbing

where BOTH are presented as good things

These are real subheaders from an article about things Joe Biden did

Someone please burn this shithole down already

  • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
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    5 months ago

    Preventing another Jan. 6

    joe biden prevented another January 6th so far because THERE LITERALLY HASN'T BEEN ANOTHER PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION SINCE THEN YOU FUCKING MELON monke-rage

    • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
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      5 months ago

      Biden scraps Trump’s paint scheme for Air Force One

      OH, TAKE THAT, CHEETO BENITO, WE FOILED YOUR DASTARDLY PLAN TO CHANGE THE PAINT JOB ON AN AIRPLANE. DRUMPF FINISHED

      • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
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        5 months ago

        Biden recommends loosening federal restrictions on marijuana

        THE HIGHEST FORM OF BIDEN ACHIEVEMENT; A RECCOMENDATION WAS MADE. HOW CAN YOU TANKOIDS POSSIBLY NOT SEE THE INCREDIBLE DECISIVE ACTION WHEN THE MOST POWERFUL MAN IN THE COUNTRY POLITELY MADE A RECCOMENDATION OF THE MOST OBVIOUS SHIT ON EARTH???

      • radiofreeval [any]
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        5 months ago

        We should vinyl af1 and unveil a bunch of "special liveries" whenever some white house staffer gets bored

    • dannoffs [he/him]
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      5 months ago

      By my count there have been 3 January 6's since he took office. Checkmate libs

    • FishLake@lemmygrad.ml
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      5 months ago

      To quote my liberal friend, “Hey man, any day could be a Jan 6. You don’t need an election to riot like a moron.” How can I argue against such impenetrable reasoning?