• dannoffs [he/him]
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    9 months ago

    I'd love for there to be less paper on my toilet paper roll. No one sells rolls that fit any of the holders I've had in my entire adult life.

    • CantaloupeAss [comrade/them]
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      9 months ago

      So true you gotta two hand turn the first 10 times around like what am I raising water from a fuckin well

      Plus I buy 8 rolls and it says "=32 rolls" on the package like mfer I can count

      • havid_dume@lemmy.ml
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        9 months ago

        The toilet paper math is one of those things I think "when I'm emperor these liars will be punished," before going back to my sad existence as some guy

      • dannoffs [he/him]
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        9 months ago

        If installed as dictator my first two moves would be banning paper product "math" and billboards.

      • Hestia [comrade/them, she/her]
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        9 months ago

        Probably because they're equating it to single-ply toilet paper. But we've evolved as a species. The only people who get single-ply are shitty ass employers who want their employees assholes to suffer so they get that cheap shit that feels like low grit sandpaper