• CantaloupeAss [comrade/them]
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    9 months ago

    So true you gotta two hand turn the first 10 times around like what am I raising water from a fuckin well

    Plus I buy 8 rolls and it says "=32 rolls" on the package like mfer I can count

    • havid_dume@lemmy.ml
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      9 months ago

      The toilet paper math is one of those things I think "when I'm emperor these liars will be punished," before going back to my sad existence as some guy

    • dannoffs [he/him]
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      9 months ago

      If installed as dictator my first two moves would be banning paper product "math" and billboards.

    • Hestia [comrade/them, she/her]
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      9 months ago

      Probably because they're equating it to single-ply toilet paper. But we've evolved as a species. The only people who get single-ply are shitty ass employers who want their employees assholes to suffer so they get that cheap shit that feels like low grit sandpaper