• @Raebxeh
    hexbear
    34
    4 months ago

    Less snake in your boot

  • princeofsin [he/him]
    hexbear
    33
    4 months ago

    You all should be ashamed of debasing a native american like this

  • goose [he/him]
    hexbear
    26
    4 months ago

    Curses were cooler back in the old days

  • casskaydee [she/her]
    hexbear
    24
    4 months ago

    Comfortable. Not drinking too much. Regular exercise at the gym (3 days a week) Getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries. At ease. Eating well. No more microwave dinners and saturated fats. A patient, better driver. A safer car. Baby smiling in back seat. Sleeping well. No bad dreams.

  • dannoffs [he/him]
    hexbear
    22
    4 months ago

    I'd love for there to be less paper on my toilet paper roll. No one sells rolls that fit any of the holders I've had in my entire adult life.

    • CantaloupeAss [comrade/them]
      hexbear
      25
      4 months ago

      So true you gotta two hand turn the first 10 times around like what am I raising water from a fuckin well

      Plus I buy 8 rolls and it says "=32 rolls" on the package like mfer I can count

      • @havid_dume@lemmy.ml
        hexbear
        28
        4 months ago

        The toilet paper math is one of those things I think "when I'm emperor these liars will be punished," before going back to my sad existence as some guy

      • dannoffs [he/him]
        hexbear
        19
        4 months ago

        If installed as dictator my first two moves would be banning paper product "math" and billboards.

      • Hestia [comrade/them, she/her]
        hexbear
        11
        4 months ago

        Probably because they're equating it to single-ply toilet paper. But we've evolved as a species. The only people who get single-ply are shitty ass employers who want their employees assholes to suffer so they get that cheap shit that feels like low grit sandpaper

  • Rom [he/him]
    hexbear
    16
    4 months ago

    Treats, treats, and bullshit that capitalists tricked Burgerlanders into believing is a necessity despite the rest of the world having figured out a way around it ages ago. The most American things ever.

    • @AmarkuntheGatherer@lemmygrad.ml
      hexbear
      2
      4 months ago

      I love a bidet as much as the next civilised person, maybe more. But it doesn't always clean it all and not drying yourself can cause other issues. Loo rolls are still necessary to some degree.

  • oregoncom [he/him]
    hexbear
    2
    4 months ago

    Why is anglo tsai ingwen telling me to eat and shit less.