No better way to spend a 4 day weekend in the summer than drinking a margarita on the porch of some place called "Captain Smelly Balls Nasty Crab Bucket Shack" while listening to a terrible ZZ Tops cover band.
This is like the one good element of American Culture and it should be preserved.
Sorry the winter is getting to me a little.
Not controversial at all beach towns are awesome. Under communism everyone will be able to go enjoy them instead of just rich people
Eh some beach towns you don't have to be that rich to enjoy if you don't mind your motel being a bit moldy.
Or camping in a run down campsite
Myrtle Beach is a prime example