pure liberal ideology cope lmao stonks-down

1984 The Democrat Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command. debatebro-l The covid response was great, Biden "owned" (as the kidz these days say) Trump 4 years ago, the bidenomics are working even better than expected, the stupid leftists will have forgotten about the genocide in a few months debatebro-r

very-smart liberalism is the end of history because that one guy writing opinion pieces for [Reputable Unbiased Prestige Newspaper] told me so, the UwU heckin chonkers 99% hitler liberal bourgeois will banish the ontologically evil 100% hitler fascist bourgeois who spring into the world for no apparent reason (how does this keep happening? wonder-who-thats-for) when they push through the bill to keep the "orcs" on the southern border outside of our sacred kingdom of enlightened free market heaven while empowering our brave holy warriors in the Azov battalion and the IDF to continue waging their righteous war against the dark forces of orcishness on different fronts to ensure that our divine mandate of heaven over world trade remains protected (the 🇺🇦🇮🇱 NAFO dogs are the messenger birds of god's will jesus-cleanse russia-cool biden-harbinger)

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then 100% hitler facism will inevitably be finally defeated once by and for all i will get my money stonks-up

  • Kaplya
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    9 months ago

    I give Biden a 95% chance of winning, with the last 5% for Biden being dead before the election. (Still, I am not responsible if you place money to bet on it based on what I said, because there is a non-zero chance that Biden dies before the election).

    People who doubt this will find out the hard way come November how American democracy actually works.

    • buckykat [none/use name]
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      9 months ago

      Biden simply winning would not be the funniest outcome so it's not what will happen

    • wopazoo [he/him]
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      9 months ago

      If you are so confident with your prediction, why don't you bet $1300 on Joe Biden's victory like the Redditor did?

      • Kaplya
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        9 months ago

        I already spent whatever little fortune I have into betting Katyusha the Panda being the savior of humanity. That’s where the stakes are at.

    • SeventyTwoTrillion [he/him]
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      9 months ago

      I'm less confident than you, I give Biden a 75% chance of winning, 24% chance that Trump wins, and 1% chance that the nukes have dropped by then