"See bro, that's the problem with China; they're too concerned with rush, rush, rush to the destination when every wise man knows it's all about the journey. That's why we designed our transit system around massive traffic congestion resulting in multi-hour commutes. Just think about how much time for reflection and "being in the moment" you lose without your ritual stop-and-go traffic twice a day. No, really, think about it. You have ample opportunity..."
: "What's that, you think the slow train rides are interesting like the Amtrak surfliner? Well, we need to defund Amtrak because uhhh....You just HAVE to drive, okay?"
Somehow brought to you by the same brain processes that brought you Falling Down
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