• Frank [he/him, he/him]
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    9 months ago

    Can you imagine having sex with either of them? Eugh. Like not even in a joke way, in a how could. Aperson with that public personality ever be a caring or considerate lover way.

    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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      9 months ago

      Can you imagine having sex with either of them?

      I'm just imaging the male-equivalent of the Ellie Kemper "Crazy Girl Blowjob" sketch. Ben promising to gnaw on your clit like he's a feral racoon. JBP making honk honk noises as he squeeze the air in front of him at chest level.

      • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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        9 months ago

        I reserve the right to refuse service to anyone for any reason or no reason.

    • idkmybffjoeysteel [he/him]
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      9 months ago

      Ben reminds me of that guy who only ever had sex to Cbat and would thrust to the rhythm and when his girlfriend told him to stop he turned off the music but she recognised he was still thrusting to the beat.