• TimeTravel_0
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    5 months ago

    I bet jordan peterson still has wet dreams about that ccp dick sucking factory

    his sexual boredom probably comes from his inability to fulfill that fantasy of his

    • ComradeOohAah [he/him, they/them]
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      5 months ago

      I bet jordan peterson still has wet dreams about that ccp dick sucking factory

      That's what Xi and me are betting on. janet-wink

    • RyanGosling [none/use name]
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      5 months ago

      No, he just has wet dreams of his grandma shoving her pubes in his mouth

      I am not joking

      • TimeTravel_0
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        5 months ago

        I do not want context. In fact I would rather forget this as soon as possible.

      • ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml
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        5 months ago

        This is actually a demonstration of latent primal tendencies in the human psyche. Jordan is subconsciously yearning for an earlier evolutionary stage when eating coarse roughage such as grass was common in our ancestors diets.

        It's absolutely not cause he's a deranged freak. Trust me I'm a (wtf does he claim to be?)... ya that.

    • ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml
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      5 months ago

      What if we are in the matrix but instead of using us as batteries it's just a Chinese ai with a cum fetish and too many suction devices?

      Really makes you think 🤔

  • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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    5 months ago

    Ben, you're not bored with sex. You're bored with being a man. You have a latent suppressed craving to indulge yourself in alternative expressions of gender. What you need isn't some kind of radical reworking of your relationship with your dry-pussy wife. Its estrogen. You need to take estrogen, Ben.

      • WhatDoYouMeanPodcast [comrade/them]
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        5 months ago

        I've been a long time hater of trying to exploit chuds for cash. You'd be entering one of the most saturated markets on planet Earth. If you're market socialist, you're trying to feed the treat machine of the weSSt to provide for the community. If you're actually an Amerikkka believer, you're feeding the treat machine. If you're bad faith slapping flag labels on shit you're feeding the treat machine. The road to be the next black rifle coffee company is absolutely clogged with cars.

        • ashinadash [she/her, comrade/them]
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          5 months ago

          Obviously it would be an atrocious and detrimental idea if you actually did it, but the idea is Funny® to me

          Wasn't even thinking about profits soz

      • glans [it/its]
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        5 months ago

        did you see the documentary series on netflix about the weird christian/herteronormative twin flames cult where they seemingly transed a bunch of AFAB people into men then made them marry other cult members? you should watch it as inspo but it's really sad and weird.

        • ashinadash [she/her, comrade/them]
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          5 months ago

          Dear glans, wtf is "inspo" but also I have not seen, yet I'm not shocked. (and also do not have netflix lol) Not the absolute first time religious types have been weirder about being gay than trans....

          • glans [it/its]
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            5 months ago

            I meant "inspo" as in "inspirstion" like looking at a bunch of styles or crafts or athletics or other thing your aspire to. To motivate yourself to excellence.

            Im sure this doc is available elsewhere. It is kind of slow and sad about a couple of scammers gaining power over a group of sad lonely women. I think it is the only actual case of ppl being apparently force transed. Done in service of a man who claims to be jesus or something. The cult was a thing to find a partner, but the tactics suggested by the leaders were not good. A bunch of the membership had restraining orders put on them as result of following directions... So they decided to start pairing up the followers in arranged marriages. but since mostly it was only women who joined, and they had a strong cishet vibe going, they needed men. So they started announcing to some of them they they were trans. And made them take hrt, get surgery, change names etc.

            The doc managed to not be transphobic, they had a writer/academic jules forgetherlastname who is decent i think to provide context. It is just one of a series of very strange cult things.

            Somewhat surprised it doesnt become a moral panic. Too complicated i guess. Too undeniably christian.

  • drowns [he/him]
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    5 months ago

    One of their wives yawned while they were pontificating on the immorality of foreplay. So they made a whole video essay about it.

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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      5 months ago

      It's also a mitzvah, and grounds for divorce if a husband isn't meeting his wife's sex needs. Ball's in your court, Mor.

  • Infamousblt [any]
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    5 months ago

    Probably because these sick fucks try to stop all of us fun sex havers from having fun sex. Go hang out with some queer polyam folks Ben and then try telling me sex is boring

  • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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    5 months ago

    Can you imagine having sex with either of them? Eugh. Like not even in a joke way, in a how could. Aperson with that public personality ever be a caring or considerate lover way.

    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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      5 months ago

      Can you imagine having sex with either of them?

      I'm just imaging the male-equivalent of the Ellie Kemper "Crazy Girl Blowjob" sketch. Ben promising to gnaw on your clit like he's a feral racoon. JBP making honk honk noises as he squeeze the air in front of him at chest level.

      • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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        5 months ago

        I reserve the right to refuse service to anyone for any reason or no reason.

    • idkmybffjoeysteel [he/him]
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      5 months ago

      Ben reminds me of that guy who only ever had sex to Cbat and would thrust to the rhythm and when his girlfriend told him to stop he turned off the music but she recognised he was still thrusting to the beat.

  • idkmybffjoeysteel [he/him]
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    5 months ago

    Conservatives trying to ban anything remotely sexy (while continuing to secretly consume porn and pay for sex): why is sex boring now?

    • DragonBallZinn [he/him]
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      5 months ago

      I can't believe these types are actually seen as attractive by the majority of people because people are idiots that think being a violently hateful demon is attractive.