Look what they did to Our Big Wet Boy. He's ordered to pay $355m in NY civil fraud case. It could cost him all his available cash. He's also barred from running a business in NY for three years.

InevitableSwing [none/use name] · edit-2 5 months ago

Look what they did to Our Big Wet Boy. He's ordered to pay $355m in NY civil fraud case. It could cost him all his available cash. He's also barred from running a business in NY for three years.

SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them] · 5 months ago

Trump begins his scrappy hobo arc as he trades in the power suit for a barrel with suspenders.

InevitableSwing [none/use name] · 5 months ago

A reporter yells out "Mr. Trump! Mr. Trump! Mr. Trump! Why are you wearing a barrel with suspenders?"

"I got no money. I got no home. I got nothin'. Because corrupt dem judge witch hunt. Make Trump president again so I can get my money back and get revenge." He starts mumbling/chanting "Trump 2024" turns around and exits.

farting_weedman [none/use name] · 5 months ago

His barrel suddenly sprouts a glowing numeral “2” and he starts waffling between taking on a lvl 1 door knocker and a lvl 3 guy talking on phone