• InevitableSwing [none/use name]
    hexagon
    ·
    5 months ago

    A reporter yells out "Mr. Trump! Mr. Trump! Mr. Trump! Why are you wearing a barrel with suspenders?"

    "I got no money. I got no home. I got nothin'. Because corrupt dem judge witch hunt. Make Trump president again so I can get my money back and get revenge." He starts mumbling/chanting "Trump 2024" turns around and exits.

    • farting_weedman [none/use name]
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      5 months ago

      His barrel suddenly sprouts a glowing numeral “2” and he starts waffling between taking on a lvl 1 door knocker and a lvl 3 guy talking on phone