• ReadFanon [any, any]
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    9 months ago

    Twitter's AI is doing a smashing job of shitting on Twitter though, so this gets my critical support.

    • Twitter is implied to be the place where people go to be whining pissbabies

    • Twitter is implied to be an unproductive timesuck

    • Twitter is literally cast as the playground for the idle mind

    • People will forget about you if all you do is tweet

    • People wouldn't want to be known as the king of tweets; being the best at twitter is implied to be a pitiful achievement

    • Elon is ridiculed for stirring up drama and using Twitter as the vehicle for this

    ...I can get behind this messaging.