middle school tier roast
shit bro they said you were scary as kittens"Twitter is the playground of the idle mind"
Says man posting on Twitter about Twitter acting like they are the authority on Twitter.
Twitter's AI is doing a smashing job of shitting on Twitter though, so this gets my critical support.
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Twitter is implied to be the place where people go to be whining pissbabies
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Twitter is implied to be an unproductive timesuck
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Twitter is literally cast as the playground for the idle mind
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People will forget about you if all you do is tweet
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People wouldn't want to be known as the king of tweets; being the best at twitter is implied to be a pitiful achievement
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Elon is ridiculed for stirring up drama and using Twitter as the vehicle for this
...I can get behind this messaging.
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When the revolution comes, everyone who ever paid for a blue check mark goes straight to
God conservatives are so bad at this shit.
How can you be happy with a long-winded, four paragraph insult at Stephen King that doesn't mention him praising Stepan Bandera in front of the whole Internet?
This reads like Elon asked ChatGPT to write a diss track about King and Xhit-post it.
Somehow Elon found a way to make laughing at your own jokes even worse.
Grok’s got a point. Musk’s existence is more horrifying than anything King could write.
he’s said before he wants personal robot butlers to do things like “show family photos to grandma” like fuck society we all gonna live in pods and have the computer take all our autonomy.
This is like a bad Dennis Miller bit
I mean, all of Dennis Miller is bad but this is like, bad
Jesus fuck.
Can you imagine being such an unimaginative personality vacuum that you have to ask an AI to make an insult for you.
And then when it produces this tepid fart of a roast getting so blown away by it that you share it online for all to see.
Man, this shit's so weak it wouldn't even make it into my predictive text.
Yeh, Stephen King better get cracking writing new books or he may use his title as 'king of horror', otherwise everyone will forget he's one of the most famous and prolific authors of the last 100 years. He'd better add to his massively lacking body of work or he'll lose his title to...Dean Koontz?
This would be like if Elvis hadn't died and people were telling him in the 90s he'd better get back in the studio or no one will call him the king of rock n roll anymore. Pretty sure Steve can very comfortably rest on his laurels and remain a household name for decades without doing anything.
I only know about Dean Koontz because he’s the butt of a Family Guy joke where Brian runs him over with a car
I read a book of his about genetically mutated dogs when I was like 11 or so and liked it, but he's known as the b grade King
Groks Woke
