• RNAi [he/him]
    hexbear
    25
    4 months ago

    If I was parasite in chief I would get a better haircut

      • ZWQbpkzl [none/use name]
        hexbear
        9
        4 months ago

        The problem with male pattern baldness is after a certain point trimming off more the precious hair you have left is the correct solution. Billy here is unwilling to face that fact.

        • Goadstool [he/him, comrade/them]
          hexbear
          7
          4 months ago

          Ya just gotta shave it off, and work with a beard. Unless you really wanna rock the balding look, I guess. But I've met a lot of dudes who try to keep the illusion going and that shit just don't work, and you can just feel the insecurity dripping off of them.

          I always tell em, you can't cling on to something you're not. Be who you are and don't try to hide it, or you'll just be haunted by it.

          • ZWQbpkzl [none/use name]
            hexbear
            2
            4 months ago

            Bearded cue ball is one way if you have the beard to make it work.

            The other way is to just clean up the haircut he has now and go for the office hard-ass look. Like the doctor from voyager. You've got to have a good brow for it, but if you do it'll look better as you age.