• WittyProfileName2 [she/her]
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    7 months ago

    POV: you're cornered at a wedding by that one uncle and he tries to break the ice by telling you a racist joke about China.

  • LibsEatPoop [any]
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    7 months ago

    Is this the pedo Prince or am I being racist to British/white people?

    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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      edit-2
      7 months ago

      Its pedos all the way down, but this one is Prince William, the guy caught cheating with a woman 2 years her junior Rose Hanley. Not Prince Andrew, the guy who Epstein let sexually assault Virginia Giuffre

  • TimeTravel_0
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    7 months ago

    man boasting about his foot fetish to a captive audience

  • RNAi [he/him]
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    7 months ago

    If I was parasite in chief I would get a better haircut

      • ZWQbpkzl [none/use name]
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        7 months ago

        The problem with male pattern baldness is after a certain point trimming off more the precious hair you have left is the correct solution. Billy here is unwilling to face that fact.

        • Goadstool [he/him, comrade/them]
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          7 months ago

          Ya just gotta shave it off, and work with a beard. Unless you really wanna rock the balding look, I guess. But I've met a lot of dudes who try to keep the illusion going and that shit just don't work, and you can just feel the insecurity dripping off of them.

          I always tell em, you can't cling on to something you're not. Be who you are and don't try to hide it, or you'll just be haunted by it.

          • ZWQbpkzl [none/use name]
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            7 months ago

            Bearded cue ball is one way if you have the beard to make it work.

            The other way is to just clean up the haircut he has now and go for the office hard-ass look. Like the doctor from voyager. You've got to have a good brow for it, but if you do it'll look better as you age.

  • culpritus [any]
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    7 months ago

    L to R:

    Damn the royals are so cringe.

    This inbred guy is super cringe.

    Your voice is hurting my stomach.

    barely visible lady

    He really thinks he's not cringe.

  • flan [they/them]
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    7 months ago

    what a strange picture, why is the woman on the right crying?

  • Crowtee_Robot [he/him]
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    7 months ago

    "And then the other guys all start yelling 'WAZZAAAAAP!' at the same time!"

  • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
    hexagon
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    7 months ago

    The prince then thrilled visitors with his four minute a cappella version of what is called in the vernacular the 'tragic clown' aria...

  • Big_Bob [any]
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    7 months ago

    "No, she's a real person, kind of. She is this Canadian girl who pretends to be a green karibu anime girl on the internet, and she's like, super good at Mario Party and even though she denies it, she's totally a cult leader and her catchphrase is "ÆUGH"

    Yeah, could say she's my oshi. Easily the best girl in Vshojo. She has an amazing singing voice and her duet with Henya was right up there with Ironmouse.

    I mean, the other vshojo girls are great too, I'm a huge fan of Henya, melody and ironmouse too, but haruka has the sweetest and cutest voice of then all and I really identify with her struggles with autism.

    Man, it was such a shame Nyanners left Vshojo. She and haruka karibu could have made some incredible covers together. They both have these cute and shy voices that easily compliment each other."