I think I'd apply for the position of guy who's super interested in something that's only interesting cause it's gsmeplay relevant. I'd stand by a river staring at it day and night and when the protagonist talks to me I'd say "I'd bet I could use a boat to cross this river."
Ooh! What npc trainer type would you be? I'd either be COOLTRAINER or BIKER
PARASOL LADY but I fight in the battles too (Pound, Slam, Peck, also V-create [this one has nothing to do with the parasol I'm just built different])
Does the parasol give you the flying type?
i am slightly stretching the definition of "beak or horn"
Excuse me the best trainer type is clearly CUEBALL
I wanna say Gambler but then they'd change me to "G*mer" in later gens so idk lemme think about it
That was my second option